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Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Holy Shit! Thats Huge!

When you whip it out, does she have this look on her face “dafaq”! Nope probably not. You know why? Over 70% of men have a dick 5″-7″. Even though you see it everywhere big  hung motherfuckers, be reasured you are probably part of the 70%.
   But WTF! 5″-7″ inches? Thats actually a big fucking gap 2″ spread come on. If you are 5″ inches or less you are just barely scraping the tonsils. If you are 7″ inches you are getting past the throats lil punching bag and she’s spittin up some extra syliva on that bad boy. Well I dont know bout you but I was on the low end of that “average” pole. Research, research, research. Asking questions to tge right people like actual doctors and shit. Cant really trust those websites or any of those motherfuckers who want to charge you money. Their system or product always produces, right? 

FUCK YOU!........(more)

Thursday, February 13, 2014

SIZE MATTERS!

Does Size Matter?

FUCK YEA, IT DOES
   Dont let anyone tell you otherwise. If they do, they are fucking lying or in my case my significant other has never been with another to compare.
   Fuck you, it matters. Thanks to “romantict” or “erotic” novels the ladies read, combined with shit like myspace, facebook, tumbler, pintrest, facespace well you know what I mean, my ladies sex drive has gone up %300000 and I’m not complaining and I’m not alone.
   This shit has been in the “know”  everywhere like “Oprah” and the “View”. You just don’t know it unless you watch, read or see these channels or books or whatever, but its there.
How did I find out?....(more)

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Stretchers

Okay, thays what they generally. They all look the same with minor, at least to my eyes, differences. Its pretty self explanatory here how these guys work. Plain and simple they pull on your cock. They all claim some wonderous and magical length gain, so I did alot of information gathering before I 
bought one. ...... (more)

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

TREAT HER RIGHT!

    Does she ever have a rough day?  What do you do for her? The next time she looks a bit exhuasted, take a little time to bring her a hot cup of coffee, maybe a small boquet of flowers. Listen to her vent, massage her shoulders as she complains about her day. She'll stop and realize that she is venting. Then lay her down, take her panties off. Put her ankles behind her ears and pound that shit tornado tongue style till that little skittle you are licking can't take it and she blows her wad.

Then let her lay there and walk away. After she recovers, mine would take a short nappy poo. Dont worry you'll get yours. She'll fuck you up later!


Another tip from your uncle Biggie!
<strong>EAT THAT PUSSY!</strong>

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