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Thursday, September 25, 2014

Divo Suit Tips

   If you don't have one you need to get a few. The Divo Suit. Divocupstore.com. It's awsome. Those of you who do the Uncle Jim's wrap, this is much easier. Make sure you measure right to get the right size.
Tip:
When pumping, I use Bathmate, wear it. It helps reduce water retention, keeps u elongated and snugg. I also use a cut down 1" piece one size smaller at the base of shaft to act as a cockring to hold gains longer.

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Saturday, March 8, 2014

Tie Her Up!

Tie Her Up!
   Thats right, get some rope tie her up and let the fun begin. You ever hear her joke about it? Maybe say how she would like to tie you up? Hmmmm? Green light bro...get the rope and tie her up and treat her right.  ....(more)

Wrap?

 YES!! Wrap your shit up.

Uncle Jim’s Wrap

   Using a ACE bandage in a completely flaccid state wrap your penis in a stretched position from base to tip. Keep it wrapped for 15 minute intervals and re-wrap to keep blood flow good. This can be worn all day as long as it is re-wrapped every 15 minutes to promote blood circulation. This is a great way to make fast flaccid hang gains. So in short, its the cheepest way to go. Kinda of a pain in the ass until you get the hang of it. Used it.



Silicone Sleeve

   The silicone sleeve is easier. Stretch your penis out roll it on, thats it. Pretty simple really. It is silicone, so it dont exactly breath that well so it can get a little sweaty. The key is to roll it on & off. Also kinda of a pain when you got to piss. Must take it off. Used it.





 Stealth Innerwear

   Stealth Innerwear, well what can I say. FUCKIN BITCHIN! WOW! Slides on like a snuggie for your cock. With a bead of silicone around the tip that fits snug right below the tip like a little bandana to keep it from slipping off. It also comes with an attached sling that wraps around your balls really giving it all a full package wrap. Key here is to get the measurement right. This is a must. Remember your not trying to impress anyone here. Although the wifey loves it. You want to wrap in the extended state as much as possible to heal that way.USING IT NOW!

    Nother Tip From Your Uncle Biggie


Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Holy Shit! Thats Huge!

When you whip it out, does she have this look on her face “dafaq”! Nope probably not. You know why? Over 70% of men have a dick 5″-7″. Even though you see it everywhere big  hung motherfuckers, be reasured you are probably part of the 70%.
   But WTF! 5″-7″ inches? Thats actually a big fucking gap 2″ spread come on. If you are 5″ inches or less you are just barely scraping the tonsils. If you are 7″ inches you are getting past the throats lil punching bag and she’s spittin up some extra syliva on that bad boy. Well I dont know bout you but I was on the low end of that “average” pole. Research, research, research. Asking questions to tge right people like actual doctors and shit. Cant really trust those websites or any of those motherfuckers who want to charge you money. Their system or product always produces, right? 

FUCK YOU!........(more)

Thursday, February 13, 2014

SIZE MATTERS!

Does Size Matter?

FUCK YEA, IT DOES
   Dont let anyone tell you otherwise. If they do, they are fucking lying or in my case my significant other has never been with another to compare.
   Fuck you, it matters. Thanks to “romantict” or “erotic” novels the ladies read, combined with shit like myspace, facebook, tumbler, pintrest, facespace well you know what I mean, my ladies sex drive has gone up %300000 and I’m not complaining and I’m not alone.
   This shit has been in the “know”  everywhere like “Oprah” and the “View”. You just don’t know it unless you watch, read or see these channels or books or whatever, but its there.
How did I find out?....(more)

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Stretchers

Okay, thays what they generally. They all look the same with minor, at least to my eyes, differences. Its pretty self explanatory here how these guys work. Plain and simple they pull on your cock. They all claim some wonderous and magical length gain, so I did alot of information gathering before I 
bought one. ...... (more)

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

TREAT HER RIGHT!

    Does she ever have a rough day?  What do you do for her? The next time she looks a bit exhuasted, take a little time to bring her a hot cup of coffee, maybe a small boquet of flowers. Listen to her vent, massage her shoulders as she complains about her day. She'll stop and realize that she is venting. Then lay her down, take her panties off. Put her ankles behind her ears and pound that shit tornado tongue style till that little skittle you are licking can't take it and she blows her wad.

Then let her lay there and walk away. After she recovers, mine would take a short nappy poo. Dont worry you'll get yours. She'll fuck you up later!


Another tip from your uncle Biggie!
<strong>EAT THAT PUSSY!</strong>

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